Yeah, yeah, size isn’t everything. But that doesn’t mean no one talks about it.

I mean, the bloke who claims to have Britain’s ‘biggest penis’ is often opening up about life�with his whopper chopper and plenty of people have their opinions on what the ‘perfect’ measurements are.

And while countries might be gearing up to compete in the Paralympics next week after the Olympic Games, there doesn’t seem to be any d**k-swinging events going on – not officially, anyway.

But luckily for those still bothered about whose packing what, online pharmacy NowPatient previously revealed which country has the biggest average penis size.

The average size of each nation has been revealed. (iStock / Getty Images Plus)

Using Google data from 80 countries, it determined where had the men with the longest schlongs.

And it turns out men from Ecuador have the most to brag about, as they have an average penis size of 6.93 inches when erect.

This is roughly 10% higher than the average length.

Close behind Ecuador is Cameroon, at 6.56 inches, and Bolivia, with 6.50 inches.

Ecuador topped the list of the countries with biggest average penis sizes. (NowPatient)

African countries represent the majority of the countries in the top ten, with Senegal, Sudan and Zambia also making appearances in the coveted top spots.

The Netherlands is the only European country to make the cut, whilst no nations from Asia edged their way into the ranks of the well endowed.

Data was also compiled to show which countries had the smallest penises on average – with Cambodia topping the list with an average length of 4.24 inches.

Not far off is Taiwan, with an average size of 4.24 inches, and the Philippines sits just above, with 4.27 inches.

Sorry lads. (NowPatient)

If you’re wondering how our British and American counterparts compared, it was reported that men in the US narrowly beat those in the UK with an average size of 5.35 inches, putting them in 59th place.

The Brits were down in 66th place, with an average size of 5.17 inches.

France sat at a very respectable 11th place, reporting an average penis size of 6.20 inches, compared with a less impressive Aussie average of 5.69 inches, leaving them in 43rd place.

It is important to note that the original study relied on self-reported data to determine the average penis sizes, which leaves the possibility that respondents were more generous with their measurements.

The man with ‘Britain’s biggest penis’ has answered the one question people always ask about his manhood.

It’s not easy having the nation‘s biggest penis and Matt Barr, 40, has recently opened up on the reality of his being 14 inches (36cm).

Matt has opened up on having a large penis. (ITV)

Matt recently appeared on This Morning where he went into detail about the trials and tribulations of living with such a big penis.

He also spoke about what it was like to date, explaining that it often gets in the way of him forming relationships.

“It’s difficult, because it’s not something you really spring on people as a surprise, because it just does scare people away generally,” said Matt.

“But obviously [you don’t want to be] creepy and bring it up too early. [So] how you start that conversation?”

It’s not just dating where Matt encounters problems.

He’s even had trouble while exercising, explaining that he was once asked to leave a yoga class because it was thought he was aroused.

“I was wearing a very baggy shirt and shorts [but because of the] yoga positions, people just got the wrong idea.

“And that’s the way it sometimes goes, but you can you can dress normally, baggy clothing, and it’s not too difficult.”

With his large asset causing so many problems, many people have asked Matt why he doesn’t do something about it.

The Brit actually revealed the answer to this burning question when This Morning host Ben Shephard asked him whether he had ever considered having surgery.

Matt responded: “I have looked into this – it’s very expensive surgery, it costs about £15,000 roughly.

“It’s not done very often. It’s only done normally, in the cases of tumours and things like that. In the case of normal function, it’s not common.”

It’s something Matt has discussed before on telly, appearing on a Channel 4 show aptly named My Massive C**k, in which he discussed reducing the size of his penis.

Dr Nenad Djakovic explained that Matt’s penis would have to be erect during the operation, before surgeons would then amputate the desired amount.

Understandably, Matt wasn’t exactly enthusiastic about the idea.

Many have wondered why Matt doesn’t have surgery (ITV)

Opening up about his surgery fears during an interview with Metro, Matt explained: “It can lead to poor erectile health afterwards, it’s visually unappealing because of the way they cut away at it – you’re left with stitches and scars – and it’s a very severe choice.

“If I was in a long term relationship I’d want that to be an option we could pursue, but you also have the thought of ‘what if I get a reduction and then I meet someone who would really like [me] when [I] was big?'”

A surgeon has suggested that men have one body part that gives away how big their penis is – and it’s not what you’re thinking.

If you’re off on a first date soon and want to scope out what’s going on down there, this bit of info might just come in good use.

There’s lots of things you can take from a first impression of someone, perhaps how kind their smile looks, or if they have gorgeous eyes.

But another thing might be on your list after this…

One body part could be quite telling… (Getty stock images)

The age-old classic is that big feet and big hands are a good indicator of the kind of package a man has going on.

And whilst there probably is a correlation somewhere, there’s another body part, according to experts, that can be a tell-tale sign your next potential partner has larger than life private parts.

Dr. Rena Malik, a guest on the Diary of a CEO podcast, revealed there has been research into a more reliable body part to indicate how big a man’s penis is.

And you’re not going to have to look very hard to find it – a first glance will do.

She said: “There’s one study – it’s a Japanese study where they looked at only Japanese men so there are some limitations – but they measured all these body parts and penile length and they found was that nose length was correlated with penile length, not hand length or foot.”

The study found that men with bigger noses tend to have the same luck in the lower region.

The revelation has made it easier than ever to find out about a man’s package. (Getty Stock Images)

It found that men with a nose 4.5cm (1.7 inches) long had an average non-erect penis size of 10cm (4 inches).

Those with a nose longer than 5.5cm (2.1 inches) had an average penis size of 13.4cm (over five inches).

However, the expert didn’t go into whether she had seen other studies linking nose and penis size.

Researcher Dr Sungwoo Hong said: “Nose size is an important indicator of penile size.

“And penile circumference increased with foot size. Several studies have suggested hormone exposure in the prenatal period affects the growth of reproductive organs.”

So where do British men rank in that department compared to the rest of the world?

Ecuador has the biggest average penis size, measuring at 6.93 inches. But it turns out that the UK ranks 68th, with an average of 5.2 inches.

A doctor has run through some of the common methods men have used to give themselves a more sizeable sausage.

For some reason a number of guys are insecure about what Brian Potter from Phoenix Nights would term their ‘love length’, and have tried to come up with ways to get bigger.

Some of these methods are more effective than others, and those that work often involve actual surgery.

Just to give you an idea of what sort of ballpark we’re in here, according to a doctor the average length of a flaccid penis is 3.61 inches, and when it’s erect the average size is 5.17 inches.

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So don’t feel like you’re not measuring up and remember that an incredibly wise being once said ‘size matters not’.

For those who are still concerned and want to enhance themselves, at least follow the advice from health experts at London Andrology, who deal with men’s health.

First off, they reckon that around half of all men would take a larger penis if offered it but for obvious reasons it’s not something that gets talked about all that much.

As for the truth over whether penis enlargement actually works, there are some methods which do and some that really, really don’t.

The mens’ health experts warned guys to stay away from penis pumps as doing what Austin Powers does is ‘most definitely not a long-term solution’ for phallic proportions.

They also said there was ‘no clinical evidence’ that other devices that claimed to extend your ding-a-ling actually worked, and that ones including a frame or placing a weight at the tip to stretch it out are more likely to cause some permanent damage.

You can also chuck away all the pills, creams and herbs that claim to give you what you’re wanting because apparently they’re a bunch of bunkum as well, as if they really worked everyone would be taking them.

As for the methods that actually work, many of them involve putting your penis under the knife so you might not want to go in for them.

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Still, the experts did say that going in for penis enlargement surgery did actually work and you could be in hospital for as little as four hours if they got you in and out really quickly.

These methods involve cutting, implanting and in some cases ‘disassembling’ your dingle-dongle if you’re really dead set on it.

However, the experts stressed that the evidence points towards your concerns being unfounded as many men worried about their size are well within average, with the concerns having more to do with what’s between your ears than your legs.

If you need help making your mind up just imagine that surgeon’s scalpel slicing into your nether regions, that ought to help you decide.

An new interactive map has come to light online, and it’s something that will answer a lot�of questions.

The map, courtesy of WorldData.info, actually details the average erect penis sizes in countries across the world, revealing which countries sit at the top of the list, and which of those sit at the bottom.

It makes for a very interesting reading, and the UK is not where you might expect it to be.

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Where do the UK and US sit?

That’s right, both the UK and the US aren’t even in the top 10 – in fact, they’re not even in the top 50. Yikes.

It must be said, only 90 countries provided data, with certain countries such as Kazakhstan, Saudi Arabia and several African countries among others not having any data.

But in this list, America sit at 60th place with a size of 5.4 inches, with the UK coming in 68th place with a respectable size of 5.2 inches, meaning that sadly, our neighbours across the pond take this one.

Who’s top and bottom, though?

Well, Ecuador take the cake with being the biggest on this interactive map, with a size of 6.93 inches, yes on average men have almost seven inches worth of package to deal with.

Unfortunately, Cambodia sit at the bottom of the list with a size of 3.95 inches, with the range sitting at almost three inches in total.

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Other notable mentions are Australia with an average size of 5.7 inches, and if we go across to our European counterparts, Netherlands are at the top of the continent with 6.25 inches, sitting at 9th overall, France sit at 11th with 6.2 inches and Italy come third with 6.04 inches.

England aren’t rock bottom though, with that title going to Romania, who have an average size of 5.02 inches.

Other countries that make up the smallest average size list are Myanmar with 4.21 inches, Philippines with 4.27 inches and Sri Lanka with 4.29 to say a few.

But if you want the comprehensive top 10s, see below:

World’s largest average penis sizes (in inches)

1. Ecuador – 6.93
2. Cameroon – 6.56
3. Bolivia – 6.5
4. Sudan – 6.48
5. Haiti – 6.3
6. Senegal – 6.26
7. Gambia – 6.25
8. Cuba – 6.25
9. Netherlands – 6.25
10. Zambia – 6.21

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World’s smallest average penis sizes (in inches)

1. Cambodia – 3.95
2. Myanmar – 4.21
3. Philippines – 4.27
4. Sri Lanka – 4.29
5. Hong Kong – 4.41
6. Bangladesh – 4.41
7. Thailand – 4.51
8. Vietnam – 4.52
9. Malaysia – 4.52
10. Singapore – 4.54

So, there you have it!